Kinky FriedmanI was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
About This Quote
When you are high, you might say the craziest things. You might even think that you are saying profound things. That's why this quote is so funny.
Some Similar Quotes
- I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
- Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.
- A fit, healthy body–that is the best fashion statement
- I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
- V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.
More Quotes By Kinky Friedman
- The best fiction is true.
- I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
- I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
- Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.